UPS? Are You Bringing My HCG?

By Amelia Handley

For article 8 of the series that will give you all the dirty details about my trek with HCG Diet Direct's homeopathic HCG weight loss formula (as well as my friend, Lisa's) my main point is this: the delivery man has yet to deliver my HCG products. Dang it! I'm a bit overzealous considering the order was only processed the day before yesterday, but there it is. I was a bit hopeful that through some strangely positive quirk in the postal delivery system my package might be on my front porch when I checked this afternoon, but, sadly...there was nothing there.

In one of my more obsessive moments I got in touch with Lisa to see if maybe she got her's this morning even though I didn't. She didn't. She's still waiting for her package to arrive, too. I was relieved. It was going to bug me if she got a look at it first; after all, it was MY idea! I guess my impatience stems from my love of online shopping. I HAVE to be able to buy HCG with a Mastercard, Visa or Discover card. I HAVE to be able to buy it online. And I HAVE to be able to have it delivered to my door. Those are my minimum requirements. But in the age of online shopping; those really aren't that out of the ordinary.

Thus far HCG Diet Direct is meeting my high expectations! I already got to buy it online. I was able to buy HCG with a Mastercard, Visa or Discover. Their checkout system was easy and secure. So the only thing I'm waiting on to fulfill my minimum requirements for purchases is for it to be delivered to my door. Hence my impatience directed at the UPS guy. But considering the fact that they updated my order status to "shipped" just a few hours after I made the purchase...I expect it to arrive quickly.

So I'm pretty happy with HCG Diet Direct so far. Their website was easy, informative. Their checkout process was secure and simple. And I did have the option to expedite my package; I just didn't want to pay extra since I wasn't really in that big of a rush. So the fact that I keep checking my porch for a package that hasn't yet arrived is entirely my fault. I just need to calm down a bit and pretend I know how to be patient. To distract myself I've been pulling up different recipes posted online for use with the HCG diet. They're pretty much EVERYWHERE! I'm not sure if some of them are actually following the rules, though.

So since I'm unsure if they're following the rules or not I didn't print any of them off yet. I'll wait to see the guidelines presented in the literature HCG Diet Direct is going to send along with my products. That way I won't get excited about any recipes that don't actually fit within the approved guidelines.

Are you so proud of me? So far I'm totally following the rules of this very strict diet. Well...I'm totally still planning on following the rules of this very strict diet. Even I have to admit that so far it's been pretty easy; just research and preparation. But the determination is there and I'm ready to see my will power tested! Maybe my HCG products will arrive tomorrow morning. I'll keep you posted!

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